Here is a short list of things I’m more likely to do than ever play golf again:
1. Volunteer to babysit for Jon & Kate + 8
2. Vote for Barack Obama
3. Give birth to elephant triplets
So basically what I’m saying is, I’m UNlikely to ever play golf again. I went along with Dino and two of our friends–and don’t get me wrong, we had a jolly good time together, driving the carts, drinking cold beers, eating tapas afterwards. It’s the golf part that I don’t like.
I have a great idea! Let’s all dress up the same in super stiff collared shirts and lame khaki shorts. Then, we’ll pay a bunch of money to smack a tiny ball, smaller than an egg and virtually invisible into a tiny hole, smaller than a lemon that’s hundreds of yards out of sight distance and hope it goes in! Awesome!