Seriously, why do people like Golf?

Golf Sucks, originally uploaded by mewpaperarts.

Here is a short list of things I’m more likely to do than ever play golf again:

1. Volunteer to babysit for Jon & Kate + 8
2. Vote for Barack Obama
3. Give birth to elephant triplets

So basically what I’m saying is, I’m UNlikely to ever play golf again. I went along with Dino and two of our friends–and don’t get me wrong, we had a jolly good time together, driving the carts, drinking cold beers, eating tapas afterwards. It’s the golf part that I don’t like.

I have a great idea! Let’s all dress up the same in super stiff collared shirts and lame khaki shorts. Then, we’ll pay a bunch of money to smack a tiny ball, smaller than an egg and virtually invisible into a tiny hole, smaller than a lemon that’s hundreds of yards out of sight distance and hope it goes in! Awesome!

August 6th, 2008

4 Responses

  1. hobocampcrafts says:

    Awesome! I’ve never seen the appeal either- especially when people say they do it for exercise, yet drive the cart everywhere- oh well- At least the beer & tapas washed away the look of annoyance on your face! :)

  2. Kristen says:

    I totally agree…. the only part I like is driving the cart!
    That picture is too funny… it doesn’t look like you’re having ANY fun at all!!!

  3. Golfing=waste of money.
    Im with you.

  4. LOL! Bad game, eh? Your expression says it all.
    I never tried. My bro’s brilliant at it. I asked him to teach me, but I’m sure I’ll be a mess.

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