Seriously, why do people like Golf?

By mewpaperarts - Last updated: Wednesday, August 6, 2008 - Save & Share - 4 Comments


Golf Sucks, originally uploaded by mewpaperarts.

Here is a short list of things I’m more likely to do than ever play golf again:

1. Volunteer to babysit for Jon & Kate + 8
2. Vote for Barack Obama
3. Give birth to elephant triplets

So basically what I’m saying is, I’m UNlikely to ever play golf again. I went along with Dino and two of our friends–and don’t get me wrong, we had a jolly good time together, driving the carts, drinking cold beers, eating tapas afterwards. It’s the golf part that I don’t like.

I have a great idea! Let’s all dress up the same in super stiff collared shirts and lame khaki shorts. Then, we’ll pay a bunch of money to smack a tiny ball, smaller than an egg and virtually invisible into a tiny hole, smaller than a lemon that’s hundreds of yards out of sight distance and hope it goes in! Awesome!

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4 Responses to “Seriously, why do people like Golf?”

Comment from hobocampcrafts
Time August 6, 2008 at 12:14 pm

Awesome! I’ve never seen the appeal either- especially when people say they do it for exercise, yet drive the cart everywhere- oh well- At least the beer & tapas washed away the look of annoyance on your face! :)

Comment from Kristen
Time August 6, 2008 at 12:14 pm

I totally agree…. the only part I like is driving the cart!
That picture is too funny… it doesn’t look like you’re having ANY fun at all!!!

Comment from Cherry Tree Lane
Time August 6, 2008 at 11:59 pm

Golfing=waste of money.
Im with you.

Comment from Cicada Studio
Time August 13, 2008 at 3:11 pm

LOL! Bad game, eh? Your expression says it all.
I never tried. My bro’s brilliant at it. I asked him to teach me, but I’m sure I’ll be a mess.

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